the sun has come out
the sun is gay
*white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay
spelling bee administrator: your word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie
*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that
Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.