wastery:

Mom : you are beautiful

Me :

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(Source: wastery, via breakinq)

imaginethebutts:

it has been 16 years and i still don’t know what to do with my hands during pictures

(Source: earthdad, via africandad)

suspend:

i think puberty works only for guys 

(via humorking)

mellowminty:

i’d really like some wireless waterproof earbuds for shower time

(Source: mellowminty, via fake-mermaid)

lrnaonerd:

how do people rap i cant even talk without messing it up

(Source: feministpunkmermaid, via cumfort)

djinnanddragons:

geniusalias:

When you’re watching a new episode of your favorite show and someone tries to get you to do something:

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That is so accurate that’s it’s scary.

(via lifeofhumor)

cieply:

i wanna talk about it but i really dont wanna talk about it

(Source: mcdonaldsfries20, via happiest)