poopflow:

nah mom I went to bed 4 hours ago I just woke up to go to the bathroom

(via happiest)

armadillo:

its kinda scary how your whole life depends on how well you do as a teenager 

(Source: unsavioured, via humorking)

glowcloud:

when ur trying to act chill

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(via intensional)

cybersity:

i dont understand how people can just get tattoos without even giving it a second thought i cant even find the commitment to stick a sticker somewhere

(via d0nn0)

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

(via fake-mermaid)

fatkidinmath:

is drake bell related to taco bell (??)

(Source: lillyvenom, via africandad)