guy:

when u give ur phone to someone to look at a pic and they keep scrolling

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(via amandagoodbyeness)

deair:

if you can have a long and meaningful conversation with me even though we haven’t seen or talked to each other in super super long and not make things awkward you are hella special

(via coluring)

kingsleyyy:

I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone

(via sorelatable)

nungers:

"you’re gonna be home alone for a bit"

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(via shampoo)

when people say christmas isn’t just about presents

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(via okaymad)

relahvant:

never sure whether lorde’s dancing or having a seizure

(via happiest)

brittanaforeverandeveramen:

what if every time someone unfollowed you tumblr made a cannon noise and their user pic and url flashed at the top of your dash

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(via guy)

redbirdreprieve:

lucithor:

being gay before the invention of lube must have been a pain in the ass

Lol

(via redbirdreprieve-deactivated2014)

silohouettes:

I hate when a person says they’ve had a bad day and everyone, instead of trying to cheer them up, enters a competition of who’s had the shittest life

(via teen-derp)

harmonizingly:

The people who come running to hug you after you haven’t seen them in awhile are my favorite type of people.

(via barack-obottm)

greathaircut:

if i was a criminal i would do all my crimes on a scooter so the police would only see one footprint every few meters and theyd look for a one-legged man with powerful jumping muscles instead of me

(via happiest)